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Junktown Sings!

by The Good Doctor

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California City gonna set my soul Gonna set my soul on fire Got some old world money just ready to burn, So get those stakes up higher There's a thousand crazy wastoids converging out there For just one weekend with nary a care Wasteland Elvis is my nom de guerre Viva the Wasteland, Viva the Wasteland How I wish that there were more Than the seventy-two hours in the wastes 'Cause even if I ran out of gas, hell I wouldn't sleep a minute away Oh, the Last Chance casino has a roulette wheel A fortune won and lost on ev'ry deal All you need is lady luck and homemade beer Viva the Wasteland, Viva the Wasteland Viva the Wasteland with those neon lights a-flashin' And those jugger ballers clashing It almost seems insane Viva the wasteland turnin' day into nighttime Turnin' night into daytime If you see it once You'll never be the same again I’m gonna drink up the rum Gonna have me some fun If it costs me my very last cap And if I wind up broke up well I'll always remember, I can pawn a clone for scratch I'm gonna give it ev'rything I've got The Last Kahunas have saved me a spot Carve up this pig like the Gordian Knot Viva the Wasteland Viva the Wasteland, Viva the Wasteland

about

Junktown Funk is, obviously, a parody of the popular Mark Ronson song "Uptown Funk". I've always liked the song and my girlfriend and I often found ourselves changing the chorus to 'Junktown funk you up!" in honor of our Wasteland Weekend tribe, Junktown. So it just seemed natural that I cover the song and change the words to reflect some of the funnest, most partying people I know, my fellow Wastelanders. Despite the name, this song is more about you than Junktown. It's a shoutout, a tribute, to you. I hope you enjoy.

Lyrics
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This hit that black gold
that aqua cola, that Fury Road
This one for them Deathcaps
those Dogs of War
they straight manics

Humungus among us
Out there in Cal city
Got shoulder pads
made of tire treads
gotta kiss myself I’m so pretty 

I’m too hot (hell yes)
I need a drink and some SPF
I’m too hot (hell yes)
and I cannot wait for the sun to set
I’m too hot (hell yes)
After dark when I like it best
I’m too hot (hell yes) 
And I’m mad about The Rust Bunnies

Break it down

(Girls let me break it to ya!) 3x
Wasteland junk gonna give it to ya (3x)
It’s Saturday night and we at The Pit
Don’t believe me just watch! (4x)

Stop, 
wait a minute

Get my rig, put some guzzle in it
flip the switch, pop the clutch
Someone go and get Wez!
Ride to H Park, JMC, The Wrecking Crew, and Titty City
When we show up we go all out
and you know we gettin’ shitty

I’m too drunk (oh damn)
I can never seem to find the camp
I’m too drunk (oh no)
did the fashion show in my bday suit
I’m too drunk (not again!)
Just me and Don from the CLB
I’m too drunk (why not?) 
And I’m bad about them caps

Break it down

(Girls let me break it to ya!) 3x
Wasteland junk gonna give it to ya (3x)
It’s Saturday night and we at The Pit
Don’t believe me just watch! (4x)

Before we leave
Imma tell y’all a ‘lil something
Junktown funk you up, Junktown funk you up (x4)
Said Junktown funk you up, Junktown funk you up

Junktown, we on it
we got the junk and we flaunt it
B’s trashy and she own it
You wanna come and you know it
Junktown, we on it
We got the junk and we flaunt it
Saturday night, we got Christmas lights, 
Don’t believe me just watch!

Don’t believe me just watch! (X4)

Junktown funk you up! (x?)
Saaay whaaa!?

credits

released August 20, 2015

I do not own the rights to the song and am not selling this for profit. It was created as satire and is only meant to entertain my friends.

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The Good Doctor Nuevo, California

The Good Doctor is a pseudonym of The Monarch BtD though in other worlds he's also been known as Dr. Joseph Scheider, Dr. Sydney Gottleib, The Dirty Trickster, The Invoker of Murmur, The Traveler of the Area of Bilocation. In a former life he was the director of the U.S. government's MK-Ultra program before it was "shut down." The Good Doctor defies labels but will shamelessly use them to make $$$ ... more

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